Fear and loathing (and girls, girls, girls!) in Las Vegas

As you probably know, I recently went to Vegas for a week. While I was there, I did some gambling (lost a total of about $30), saw some shows, and generally had a good time. Also while I was there, I saw a lot of T & A. There were girls there who may not have been prostitutes, but who were dressed like them. There were also girls who definitely WERE prostitutes. Since it's legal there, they have no reason to hide, and in fact, it is openly flaunted. There are people on the streetcorners handing out "business cards" with phone numbers on them. there were girls who wore clothes that barely covered anything, I've seen bathing suits that covered more. there were groups of girls hanging out together who were all dressed up (or down?) and showing a lot of skin, etc. and now, this is what started me thinking.

The groups of girls I saw seemed to have one thing in common- in groups of 3 or more, there was always one fat and/or ugly girl. There would be two hot girls and next to them, or in between them, was a girl who weighed as much as the other two combined. Either that, or the girls were all skinny, but one was really ugly. I know it sounds mean, but you all know it's true!

So I decided, this needs to be defined as a rule. The Fat Friend Rule: Whenever there is a group of 3 or more girls, there will be a fat one.

After seeing numerous examples in Vegas, where there were lots of groups of girls walking around, I would say about 80% of the time, the rule applied. Of course, there are exceptions to every rule, sometimes, there are just a bunch of really hot girls who hang out together. However, there was a significant portion where the standard Fat Friend rule didn't apply, all the girls were skinny, but this led me to come up with an addendum to the Fat Friend rule, the Ugly Friend corollary: If there is no fat one, there is usually an ugly one.  This covered about 95% of the groups that I saw.

Now, a rule generally is 100% applicable, so we're not there yet. But think about it, when there is a group of girls, and none of them are fat or ugly, they are probably all shallow and vain. So they are ugly ON THE INSIDE! So the rule does apply after all, it's just much more difficult to see.


Now, I'm not purposefully trying to be sexist here (although I can definitely see it being taken that way), and I'm not saying that this same rule (or a similar one) doesn't apply to guys, I'm sure there is probably an equivalent rule for guys as well, I just don't pay attention to groups of men and evaluate them in a looks/attractiveness kind of way.  Ladies- opinions? Is there a fat/ugly guy rule? Let me know your thoughts!