Social networking experiment and possible cash cow?

So I want to try something here....
tell me in person, via a comment at the bottom, or on facebook/AIM, etc if you actually read this blog. I just want to know how many people actually read on a regular basis.
if you find my humor worth at least a dollar, please let me know and send paypal payments by clicking on the fancy new paypal Donate button over there somewhere ---------------->
 I would like to see how much further I need to go and how much funnier I need to be so that I can quit my job and do this full time :)  j/k! I couldn't do that to my friends at work who would have a collective nervous breakdown when I quit :)

and you don't really have to donate, but if you feel a dollar burning a hole in your pocket, I would always be glad to take it off your hands. i really just want to know how many people read this, cause the web counter that i put at the bottom kinda sucks. Maybe I'll change it to register only unique hits? any suggestions?

Thumper update: Last night, I don't know what the hell she was doing, but it sounded like she was moving furniture at midnight, then again at 4:50am. No, I didn't pull out the airhorn, I was tempted to, but I want to save that only for the two-person co-thumping that is more fun to interrupt :)  On a related note, if anyone knows of a cheap house nearby, let me know, I'll be glad to take that off your hands as well!

FYI- I'm working on a big posting, that may grow into something larger, depending on the number of ideas and whether people actually care. Update coming soon!!

off to take some IBUP200T and probably chill with the tv and sleep early.